8 Important Facts To Remember As You Grow Older

Important Facts To Remember As You Grow Older

1. Death is the #1 killer in the world.

2. Life is sexually transmitted.

3. Good health is merely the slowest  possible rate at which one could die.

4. Give a person a fish and you will feed them for a day. Give them the internet and they will not bother you for weeks, months or even years.

5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day. Lying in a hospital bed dying of nothing.

6. All of us could take lessons from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.

7. In the 60’s people took acid to make the world feel weird. Now they take Prozac to make it feel normal.

8. Don’t worry about old age. It doesn’t last long!