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Joke Of The Day – Two Ladies In Heaven

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Joke Of The Day - Two Ladies In Heaven

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.


WANDA: Hi! Sylvia.


How’d you die?


SYLVIA: I froze to death.


WANDA: How horrible!


SYLVIA: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.


What about you?


WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.


SYLVIA: So, what happened?


WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.


SYLVIA: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer — we’d both still be alive.

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