Why Drink Wine – 25 Funny Quotes


Why Drink Wine –  25 Funny Quotes and excuses as to why you should drink wine.

  1. If anyone ask, I am drinking all this wine to collect corks from a post I saw on Pinterest.
  2. A meal without wine is called breakfast.
  3. A good man can make you feel sexy, powerful, strong and able to take on the world… Oh sorry..that’s wine..wine does that.
  4. Just give me wine and no one gets hurt.
  5. I would give up wine, but I am not a quitter.
  6. The answer may not be at the bottom of a wine bottle, but you should always check, just in case!
  7. Start the day with a smile and end it with a glass of wine.
  8. The first taste of wine is like the first kiss, you always look forward to the second.
  9. Yoga class? I though you said pour a glass!
  10. Dear Wine: I have to be honest with you. I think about you a lot. Actually all the time. It’s you, always you.
  11. Tonight’s Forecast: 99% chance of wine.
  12. I make wine disappear. What is your superpower?
  13. Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.
  14. I would exercise but I might spill my wine.
  15. Wine a bit. You will feel better.
  16. Dear Liver and Hips, It’s going to be a wild ride for the next few weeks. Stay strong my loves, your both winners. Don’t listen to Brain, she doesn’t know you both like I do. Love, Wine
  17. Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you Lean (against tables, chairs, other people…)
  18. Wine is to women as duct tape is to men: it fixes everything!
  19. Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
  20. If no one saw you drink that 3rd glass of wine, did it really happen?
  21. Trust me: “You can dance” quoted by wine.
  22. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the ingredients.
  23. When you get a wine hangover, it’s called the Grape Depression.
  24. In victory you deserve wine. In defeat you need it.
  25. They whine, I wine!


Welcome to The California Wine Club

Since 1990, it’s been our wine club’s mission to help artisan wineries share their small-batch wines with wine enthusiasts everywhere. At The California Wine Club we happen to think these wines simply taste better than the mass-produced wines that dominate store shelves.

We visit the wineries, meet the families and winemakers behind the wines and then invite them to share their favorite wines with our wine club members.  Every wine featured in our five monthly wine clubs comes from a real-working winery and is proudly backed by our wine club’s Love It Guarantee.

If quality and service matter to you, and you’ve been searching for a wine of the month club to try out, we invite you to give us a try and get to know the artisan wineries we feature.

We also have gift options for all of our wine club levels. Whether you’re looking for wine gifts for special occasions like weddings or for business gifts, we have you covered!


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