You Know You Are Getting Old When…..


You Know You Are Getting Old


1. When you try to enter your PIN number into the microwave.

2. You and your teeth don’t sleep together.

3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you’re not eating cereal.

4. Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

5. Happy hour is a nap.

6. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

7. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

8. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

9. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

10. Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot.

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